I am most likely to steal your resources.
I am very ambitious and I always want to be in control so, if I see an opportunity to get my hands on something that can help me achieve my goals, I will probably take it. Be careful – I may seem as if I am just trying to help but I am actually quite self-serving.
I am most likely to steal your time.
I am always on the go and I have a million things on my to-do list, so I am not afraid to take shortcuts. If I need your help, I will probably just demand it without asking nicely.
I am most likely to steal your money.
Either through the power of persuasion and salesmanship, or strong-armed robbery, I am very capable of fleecing you and transferring money from your pockets to mine. Be careful – I may seem friendly; but I am actually quite manipulative.
I am most likely to steal your attention.
I am always looking for new stimulation and I love being the centre of attention so, if you are talking to someone else, I will probably try to butt in. Be patient and ultra careful – I may be annoying, but I am just trying to get your attention but I rank lowest for being trustworthy. If I borrow money from you, you will have to treat that as gift to me.
I am most likely to steal your trust.
I am skilled at reading people and knowing just what to say to get what I want. Be careful – I may be charming, but I am also very cunning.
I am most likely to steal your friends.
I am a social creature who naturally gravitates towards people. If you are not careful, you will find yourself feeling left out and alone as I monopolize your friends’ time and attention.
I am most likely to steal by shoplifting.
If I see something that I want, I will probably just take it without thinking twice. Be careful around me in stores – I may not be able to resist the temptation to swipe something that catches my eye; thereby getting something for free.
I am most likely to steal something small and insignificant just for the sake of doing it.
I am also drawn to items that have a personal meaning to me; such as a piece of jewellery or clothing that belonged to someone I know.
I am most likely to steal food.
When you check the fridge and the red velvet cake that you have been saving goes missing, I probably took it. It probably disappeared down my own throat. If you try to confront me, make sure to bring damning evidence because it would be almost nothing for me to deny and gaslight you until the cows come home.
I am most likely to steal your heart.
With my warm and compassionate nature, I am an expert at winning people over. I may not take your possessions, but I am definitely capable of stealing your affections.
I am most likely to steal your ideas.
I am always absorbing information and looking for inspiration, so I may subconsciously appropriate someone else’s ideas as my own. Protect your intellectual property around me – I cannot help myself with this type of thievery!
I am most likely to steal your possessions.
I am very independent and I like to live on the wild side so, if I see something I want, I will probably just take it without asking. I might downplay it as just “borrowing” but afterwards I never bother to return it and you have to hound me for it like a repo man. Never lend to me, ever.
I am most likely to steal your rubbish.
I have a strong sense of duty and take pride in keeping my home clean and tidy. If I see your rubbish lying around, I might be tempted to pick it up and dispose of it for you. I want your 10 cent deposit empty Coke cans! The only thing is, that I might unintentionally mistake your origami post-it note collection as garbage.
I am most likely to steal petty items.
These are items such as extra food from a buffet to take home or rolls of toilet paper from public restrooms or place of work. I can be very cheap and thrifty; stockpiling more than my fair share of items that are otherwise free for the public to use. This is done out of boredom.
I am most likely to steal your information.
I am curious by nature and they love to collect data so, if you have something that I want, I will stop at nothing to get my hands on it. Be careful – I may seem harmless, but I am actually quite sneaky.
I am most likely to steal by being the mastermind.
I am very strategic and calculating, so I they tend to plan out my heists ahead of time. I am also very good at getting what I want, so do not be surprised if I try to con you out of your hard-earned cash. I am the absolute master at hiding 'shonkies'. Ask Elizabeth Hunter™ about how she caused a road tanker's worth of fuel (31,000) litres to disappear (and reappear six months later) and the oil company still does not know how it was done.